...(>^_^)>...(>^_^I'm not a book - I can't be read.
I'm not the weather - I can't be predicted.
I'm not an item - I can't be bought.
I'm not a fool - I can't be sweet talked.
I'm not an outfit - I can't be changed.
I'm not a game - I can't be won.
I'm not an animal - I can't be tamed.
I'm not a doormat - I can't be walked all over.
But I am human - I'm Bradley.