are one of the most useful, though bizarre and varied, of all vampire clans. Though their minds are shattered, all Malkavians are a little psychic and can use mental abilities to do amazing things such as glance into the future, drive people insane, make someone happy or even turn invisible. When all else fails, everyone turns to the Malkavians for help! Most Malkavians are more than happy to help, too. They generally are fairly nice deranged people, and they make good leaders and friends