To save us both time and frustration, I will make this simple...
If you are planning to ask me for items, I don't want to talk to you. If you can't form a sentence, guess what...I really do not want to talk to you. If you don't have anything to say, I can't talk to you. If you plan to whine to me about trivial matters, please spare me, because I don't want to listen to you. And above all things, if you "hit on" me, I will stop talking to you.
A side note
If I don't respond to your chat request, please don't start spamming me with them. I may be away or I may just be trying to politely decline the chat, either way, two times of requesting should be sufficient.